Yo Mama's so Web 2.0, she makes you call her Mothr!?

yo mama's so stupid that when somebody said, "the drink's on the house," she got a ladder and started to climb up the roof





(just a joke)





yo mama's so ugly that when she entered the ugly contest they said, "sorry, no professionals!"





edit: another yo mama joke:





yo mama's so fat that when he tried to drive around her, he ran out of gas





yo mama's so ugly that when she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back





yo mama's so poor that when i stepped on her cigarette butt she said, "hey, who turned off the heat?!"





yo mama's so fat that even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction





yo mama's so ugly and so fat that when she went to japan, the people started yelling (in a japanese accent),"Godzillaaaa!!!"





(again, just a joke)

Yo Mama's so Web 2.0, she makes you call her Mothr!?
yo mama's so skinny, i got her rite here!!!*holds up a toothpick*





yo mama's so fat, i ran around her twice and got lost





yo mama's so fat, when she was missing for days, they had to put her picture on the milk truck





yo mama's so stupid, she stopped at the stop sign and waited for it to say go





yo mama's so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her





yo mama's so hairy, she looks like a chia pet with a sweater on
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